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|  | Ed the Red-Nosed Reindeer
« Thread Started on Jan 14, 2005, 8:53pm » | |
This is just a short episode to kinda get the ball rolling. -THIS IS CURRENTLY BEING MADE-
Ed the Red-Nosed Reindeer
By AnimatEd
*We open up with preparing-for-war music*
A boot steps down. *Fade to black; fade in to a belt buckling. Fade to black; fade into Eddy putting war paint on*
[Quickly zoom out to see Eddy in black clothes similar to what he wore in EEnE JJJ’s opening]
*Extreme war music plays as Eddy dashes across a few backgrounds in his house*
Eddy: *whispering to self* Okay, Eddy, keep quiet…. Time to put the plan into action.
[Cut to Eddy’s attic, as Eddy dashes across, we pan with him until we reach a window in the attic; Eddy does a back flip out the window.]
[Eddy lands in the snow, doing a ninja-like pose. Zoom out and we see a tree next to Eddy. He gives it a swift kick and its bark spreads open enough for Eddy to get in]
[Cut to the insides of the bark, Eddy’s crawling through. We come to a hole at the top of the bark, where the leaves of the tree would be if it weren’t winter. Eddy comes out the hole and just above him there is something red. He jumps in a hole in the red thing. When he does, his legs stick out the hole.]
[Cut to Edd’s house]
Edd: *hanging gingerbread men on the tree* Deck the halls with boughs of holly…. *hums the fa la la la la part*
[we hear a crash and Ed runs through a window and wall next to the tree]
Ed: IT’S ALMOST CHRIST-A-MAS, DOUBLE D! I’M BUSTING WITH EXCITEMENT! *Hugs self with his tongue hanging out goofily*
Edd: *looking at his window and wall* Yes… I see.
Ed: I can see too! AND IT’S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS, DOUBLE D!
Edd: Ed, you know song references aren’t allowed in my house!
Ed: AH!
Edd: What is it, Ed!?!
Ed: I BROKE A RULE AND NOW SANTA WILL CHANGE HIS LIST AND I’LL GET COAL!
Edd: Ed, we scam people in the summer. That’s bad, but our rate of presents from Santa hasn’t declined. I’m sure just one broken rule won’t hurt your chances!
Eddy: *doing a deep voice* I don’t know, little boy….
[Eddy enters the house through the hole in the wall, wearing a Santa costume, it looks like Santa, but Eddy’s legs are sticking out]
Ed: SANTA! YOU’VE COME BACK FOR ME!
Eddy: *doing Santa’s voice (he will be, until I say he’s no longer in his costume)* The scams and the window were the limit, but breaking that one rule has cost you your chances at presents….
Ed: PLEASE, SANTY! Please, reconsider my good listliness!
Eddy: There is only one way…<br>
Ed: TELL ME, PLEASE!
Edd: Come on, Ed, this isn’t Santa!
Eddy: How long’ve you been here…--- er… um… Of course I’m Santa, you! I’ve got the hat.
Ed: *turning to Edd* See, Double D? He’s got the hat! *Double D rolls his eyes*
Eddy: Anyway… you can ensure your deservingness by…. giving me one of your presents!
Ed: *arm shoots out the hole in the window/wall and it shoots back with a present in its palm*
Eddy: Yes, very good. Bye! *Jumps out the hole in the window*
Ed: *turns his head to Double D* Don’t argue with the hat.
[Cut to Nazz’s house, Eddy-Santa is outside]
Eddy: I can’t believe that worked! ..Actually… It wasn’t much of an accomplishment, seeing as it was Ed. BUT THIS WILL PROVE SANTA’S POWER! *Peaks in Nazz’s window, Kevin is in there talking to Nazz* Hmm… double the proof…<br>
[Cut to inside Nazz’s house, Nazz and Kevin are wearing what they wore in JJJ. We hear knocking, and Nazz opens the door]
Eddy: Why, h-hello there, young lady!
Nazz: How cute!
Kevin: I don’t know, Nazz….
Eddy: Here have a candy cane!
Nazz: Aw… How sweet! Here’s a donation! *Hands him a present as he hands her the candy cane*
Kevin: Nazz, are you sure that was someone from a donation agency?
[Cut to outside Nazz’s house]
Eddy: Not as interesting as Ed’s procedure, but just as good!
[Edd runs over in his puffy orange jacket, Ed follows and bows to Santa-Eddy]
Edd: Eddy! WHAT IN HEAVEN’S NAME ARE YOU DOING!?
Eddy: Now, now, little one, not everyone can accept their inner child!
Edd: EDDY! WHAT HAS POSSESSED YOU TO DO THIS!?
Eddy: I, Santa, am just…. Testing everyone’s Christmas spirit. Seeing if they will give from their heart.
Edd: NO YOU AREN’T! YOU’RE STEALING THESE CHILDREN’S PRESENTS!
Ed: *stops bowing* shall I dispose of him, master?
Eddy: No, elf, resume your bowing.
Ed: You got it, Nick! *Continues bowing*
Edd: Eddy reason with me. The Christmas spirit doesn’t involve the material—<br>
Eddy: yeah, yeah, I heard that a million times from TV.
[Cut to Jonny’s house. Jonny’s outside. You can hear the argument go on as a background noise]
Jonny: Hiya, Ed!
Ed: (o.s.) Hello, Mr. Frost!
Jonny: How’s it goin’, slick? …WAIT ED! THAT’S THIN ICE!
[Cut to Ed walking across the cul-de-sac, Ed steps where the manhole cover would be (it’s under ice) and falls through, grasping onto the side of the manhole, saving his life]
Jonny: DON’T WORRY, ED! I’LL GET THE OTHERS! *Runs across the screen scared*
[Cut to Eddy and Edd still arguing. Eddy has now gotten out of the Santa suit]
Edd: The spirit of Christmas has nothing to do with materialistic needs! Giving out presents is merely a form celebrating the birth of our Lord!
Eddy: Uh huh, I’m all for the spirit and all, but I want good presents! How on Earth do they figure coal’s a worse gift than clothes!? I’d rather have the black lung than go through another fitting!
Edd: HOW CAN YOU BE SO SELFISH AT THIS TIME OF--- *Eddy pushes Edd aside and sees Ed struggling to get out of the sewer*
Eddy: ED!
Edd: Yes, Eddy, he’s been bowing right next… *realizes Ed isn’t there* to me? ED!?
Eddy: I’ll save ya, Ed!
Edd: I’m coming too, Ed!
[Cut to the manhole, Eddy and Edd run on screen and start pulling Ed]
Eddy: This isn’t working! Go get the others Double D!
Edd: You’re right, Eddy; I’ll be right back, Ed!
Ed: {o.s. except for his arm, which Eddy’s struggling to pull} whoops! Lost my shoe! Oh, Eddy, I got some company! My, what big teeth you have! …Come on… say you’re line!
Eddy: BE QUIET, ED!
Ed: Hey, Eddy, why are you helping me?
Eddy: I don’t know, I just am.
Ed: That’s pretty unselfish Eddy. Giving from your heart and all. The spirit of the season reaches everyone, I guess.
Eddy: *stops struggling and pauses* Hey… You’re right Ed! Double D was right too… the spirit of Christmas IS about selfless giving.
[Eddy’s realization makes him stronger and he starts pulling harder]
Ed: Say, Eddy…. Is this my biggest moment yet?
Eddy: It probably is, Ed, now quit squirming!
Ed: On the first day of Christmas, a hobo gave to me: one patched-up sock, and a whole lotta floss!
Eddy: Be… *becomes strong enough to get Ed out, and holds Ed over his head* FREE!
Ed: Well, I guess this is the end of my point in this plot, bye everyone!
[The children appear]
Jimmy: That was amazing!
Jonny: They should get rid of those sewer crocodiles, shouldn’t they, Ed?
Sarah: Couldn’t ya’ve let him just fall?
Kevin: *unimpressed* Good job saving the dork, Dorky.
Nazz: Shut up, Kevin! That was heroic of Eddy! *Holding Eddy’s hand* Come with us, Eds!
[Fade to an Ed-Built Podium, it is built like a layered cake and a smaller amount of children are standing on each layer the higher you go up. Above the podium is mistletoe. There is no audience, and the kids are lined up randomly. Eddy and Nazz are at the top. The kids sing ‘Old Bethlehem’. When the song ends, Nazz points above Eddy to the mistletoe. Eddy looks up and sees the mistletoe. As he’s looking up, Nazz kisses him on the cheek. Eddy turns bright red and a huge smile comes across his face. An iris out that says Seasons Greetings ends it all.]
-End-
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